These had me cracking up:

"l'll never hire someone with an AOL.com address. It screams that you're at a very basic stage."

-- Peter Shankman, founder of New York City marketing firm Geek Factory, confesses to e-mail profiling [via GMSV]

"So our children are stealing music today, but very soon they’ll be stealing full-length feature films, and it’s our job to give them the infrastructure to do that..."

-- Bob Metcalfe [via HTP]